For Christmas Jim and I both bought each other daily dog calendars. Jim got me a "Daily Dog" one and mine to him was a "Dog Shaming" one. Usually the dog shaming ones are either funny or stupid and more often than not, it's the owners that should be ashamed rather than the pups. (Side note: Yesterday's was hilarious and I meant to text a pic to Anne. It was two Westies with sitting in a family room surrounded by white fluff...a stuffed animal that they obviously ripped apart. The caption said, "We didn't like the face Westie so we killed him." Now that's funny!)
Anyway - today's daily shaming was, to say the least, disgusting. It has a sweet looking black and white pup (sort of a jack russely looking dog) with a caption that said, "I masterbated my aunt. My uncle wasn't happy." I mean, what?! You masterbated your aunt!? How about I humped or better yet, I violated. Masterbated? That isn't a joint activity. That's a lone activity. You don't do it to someone else! See what I mean about owners? They should be ashamed.
I have a stupid staff meeting this morning to start off my day. I think I'm going to mosey to work and hopefully miss the majority of it. I can't STAND that I have to listen to my principal drone on during announcements at the beginning of the school day but I can handle that for 2 minutes. If I have to listen to him for 15-20 I might lose my mind. Here's why he's annoying: He has to explain EVERYTHING as though we're dumb fucks. He'll say something like, "We need teachers to be a bigger presence in the hallways so that students curb their behavior." That's all he needs to say. But he'll go on for 5 minutes explaining what kids are doing and then he'll say, "You know just stand outside your door to show you're there. Or maybe walk up and down. Or gather somewhere that kids are gathered." And on and on and on. Ugh!
Jim went to Costco after work yesterday. We recently went to our Costco and they didn't have Irish cream or Cooks champagne. So, he went to the one in Liberty Township. Guess what? They didn't have Cooks! What the fuck! They have Kirkland brut but it's $19.99 and I'm not paying that much for a champagne that's probably Cooks anyway! So now I have to go to the store during my prep period. Which is fine...I could use some other things as well.
Speaking of which, dinner tonight will be bratts and metts with green beans or baked beans and fries. Easy.
K - best get a move on and be late for my stupid meeting. Happy Thursday! Woot for tomorrow being Friday. Later!
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