Stupid Mo Fo Computer!

It's 6:06 and I'm normally starting my post around 5:45. My stupid computer kept saying "No Networks Available" which meant I had to restart my computer and because my computer sucks ass, it took FOREVER! So here we are and I'm nearly out of time! And who suffers! You fine people! It's not me! It's my computer! 

Jim has a friend (just one) and her outgoing message is this: 

• If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
• If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
• If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
• If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
• If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressed, it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer.
• If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.
• If you have an anger management problem, please throw the phone against the wall to select an option.

Pretty funny...unless you really need to leave a message and have to wait that out. But it is funny and true. 

BTW - this will most likely be my last post until Monday/Tuesday as I'll be in PIB but I'll post on FB.

Speaking of which, I'm mostly ready for the trip. I've gone to the grocery and gotten all my supplies. I just need to do some packing tonight, stop by the bank today, gas up, and do a little cleaning. In the morning, I'll wake up early, get a little workout in, shower, pack up the coolers and hit the road. My plan is to be on the road before 6:00 so that Jim and I can hopefully catch the 9:30 ferry. The ferry only runs on the half hour from the mainland so if we don't make that one we'll have to wait until 10:30. Which isn't that big a deal but you know...goals.

It is supposed to be pretty windy this weekend up there but I didn't see any warnings about possibly shutting down the ferry so fingers crossed.

Okay I'm out of time. Gotta head out and finish this week up. It's movie day in all my classes...finishing up Macbeth, Dances With Wolves and not sure what in science. I wanted to show them Innerspace but it isn't available on any streaming outlet. Bummer. 

K - happy Thursday! Later!