Jim's An Idiot - Episode 6,935

It's been a while since we've had an episode of "Jim's an idiot" but truthfully, there's probably been at least one time per day since being married (meeting?) where I've said, "Jim's an idiot." One just can't spend every day explaining or detailing these occurrences else I'd forever be writing this blog and you'd never finish reading this blog. 

So we're watching Morning Joe this morning and the "hosts" (I put that in quotes because Mika and Joe aren't there) are talking to James Stavridis, former navy admiral and he's talking about foreign policy etc. and says something about JCPOA and Jim gets all up in arms because he doesn't know what that means. (I didn't either but I didn't lose my shit). So I look it up and it means joint comprehensive plan of action. And Jim's all like, "Why can't they say that?!" And I say, "I get it...I find myself talking in acronyms and abbreviations all the time because of my job (IEP, ETR, MH, LD, SLD, KEA, etc.)...sometimes you just forget. And he starts arguing that "'most"' people preface their abbreviations/acronyms with the real name and then continue with the shortened form. And I said, "Uh, no...they don't. I don't start a discussion with 'The Individualized Education Plan, hereafter referred to as IEP...' That doesn't happen...people just forget...it isn't on purpose. When I talk to people about school shit, usually I'm talking to people who know what I'm talking about." I think Jim just likes to bitch. Or maybe I'm just a bitch. (Stop nodding your head people! That's rude!)

And I've got two bad dogs! Man on man! I thought they were over stealing my shit and destroying it. Guess not. What did they take? A whole deck of Skip-Bo. Scout came downstairs with an 11, a 4 and a 6 and I said, "Uh oh!" I ran upstairs and looked under the bed and found the rest of the deck (159 cards; a normal deck has 162 cards) scattered, chewed and sucked on. I mean, what the eff!? Why are they such bad dogs?! I did a little yelling and when I was done Boo came slinking up to me with his head down and tail tucked between his legs looking for love. He gets so needy when he gets in trouble. It's hard to stay mad at them. And then as I'm cleaning up and I've got a pile on the floor beside me, I'm halfway under the bed, Scout comes sneaking up and snags an 12 and runs off. ARG!!! DOG! YOU'RE IN TROUBLE, STOP HAVING FUN AND THINKING YOU'RE FUNNY! 

Okay well, now I'm "late" getting my yoga on. My day isn't going to consist of much. I'll walk after yoga to try and beat the rain. I guess I need to get a new deck of Skip-Bo but I'll have Jim get that. I'll probably just do some work for the coming new quarter and hang with my bad dogs. Dinner tonight is Baked Buffalo Chicken with couscous and Brussel sprouts. 

Happy Wednesday! Stay masked and healthy. Later!