Showering With Stink Bugs

This morning hasn't started out quite like I like.  First - my alarm went off.  Second - I had to get up.  Then, there I am, taking a shower (please picture me from the head up only...anything else might ruin your morning too) and I've got my hair all shampooed and I'm getting ready to wash my face when I look down and see a very suspicious brown spot.  Okay, I need to clarify here...two things:  First I don't put my contacts in before my shower so when I say brown spot, I mean, something brown that I couldn't see because I'm blind without corrective lenses.  Second, No!!!  I didn't drop a small turd in the shower!  Jeez.  I do have some control over my bowels. Anyway - there's a brown something in my shower , and it's hard to tell if it's moving or not because the water is spraying on it.  So I bend over slightly and see it (and let out a small squeal) and then I smell it and I say, "I know what you are!"  A MOTHER EFFING STINK BUG!  WTH!?  I HATE THOSE STUPID THINGS!!!  (And I swear, they didn't used to be around so much.  I think they're trying to take over the world!) So I take my face wash, smash it, and send it on it's way down the drain to it's final resting place.  Then I started thinking, "Aw...I hope that mother f*%$ker wasn't in my HAIR!  OH GOD!!!"  Every time I think about it I get the ginches.

So after that I'm getting ready...eyes in, hair toweled up, face "on", ears swabbed, pits deodorized and now it's time to brush my hair.  So I use my detangler (make sure there aren't any hiding stink bugs) and I lift my brush toward my face to start the process when "SMACK"!!! I hit myself right upside the face with my GD brush.  "F&%K!!!"  I said.  "WHAT THE F*%K!?!"  Is this the kind of day I'm going to have?  

By the way - here's a funny:  I just spell checked and in the paragraph above I used the word "detangler" which is a misspell.  One option for correction was "dangler".  HEE HEE!  We all know what "dangles" and I wasn't putting that in my hair! 

Okay so that's about it.  It's raining.  Today after school I'll be rushing around here getting packed and ready to go to C-bus tomorrow.  I'll leave directly from school.  I don't know that I'll have time to post tomorrow because I'll have to get my car all packed so I don't want any lip from any of you yahoos about me shirking my duties.  You're just lucky, Maggie, that I'm coming up to be a mamma to your baby!  And watch Harry Potter with you!

Oh, and did all my ladies (minus Lisa...who doesn't watch it) watch Survivor?  Already pissing me off (in a good way).  So glad redemption is gone.  

K - I'm out...later!