Not that any of them were nightmares but all my dreams last night were about school!!! Sucked. The really funny one: Lil (colleague) was pregnant and she was huge (in August) but not due until the end of the school year. Seriously, she looked 6 or 7 months pregnant. The other funny part of this was no one wanted to ask who the father was since her new-found lesbian lifestyle prevented her partner from impregnating her. Crazy.
Then I dreamt about the office at school, full of about 10 secretaries that didn't seem to have anything to do. There was a new student in the office too with a police officer (the girl kept calling him the "po po") and he was requesting to see a special ed teacher. I hid and so they got Lisa to come down. The reason: Apparently, the girl had a problem keeping her clothes on. She would undress when stressed out. So, I was eavesdropping and Lisa was giving all these strategies to her on how to stay clothed. Hilarious.
The worst part of my sleep last night, however was when I woke up and thought about my and Lisa's teaching schedule for next year. I realized that her new Transition class and my Language Arts class were both scheduled for 7th period. Now this is a problem because Lisa's class is made up of all students who are supposed to be in my language arts class. Should be interesting. I love that because HH has found the need to rely on NG (new girl - isn't so new anymore - I'll have to come up with a new name. How does bitch sound? Ho? No, Maggie may get confused and think I'm talking about her) and do all the scheduling himself and he of course he screws it all up.
K - must get going and steam clean - haven't finished yet because the vacuum belt broke yesterday after I had finished downstairs. Still have upstairs to do. Later.
2 comments:
Uhhh, thanks for hiding and giving me the crazy, disrobing girl. The next crazy student that comes in your dreams is all yours!! :-)
Hilarious!
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