Number Three

First of all - Happy New Year!  It was a very uneventful but relaxing (and safe) night for Jim and me.  I made a nice dinner of steak, baked potatoes and asparagus which we ate around 6:30.  From there, we hung out and played with NetFlix which I signed up for on the Wii...it's pretty cool to be able to watch a TON of stuff through that little machine.  Like having our own little blockbuster at our fingers.  Anyway - we went up to bed around 9:30 and watched Eclipse which took us to the new year. Woo hoo!

So, I'm sure you're wondering about the title of this post.  Well, one of my most favorite gifts this Christmas from Jim was a daily calendar of poo.  Yes, poo...poop...number two!  So today is day number one (Jan. 01/02).  It's title is "Number Three" and gives several synonyms for that particular bodily function.  I thought I'd share (sorry Mom...I know potty talk isn't your thing but it makes me laugh!)

• Butt piss
• Liquid poo
• The runs
• Oil Spill
• Hershey squirts
• Montezuma's revenge
• Chocolate thunder
• Operation Marination
• Operation Evacuation
• Releasing the Hounds
• The Nile
• Poo Stew
• Gravy Poo
• Rectum Rapids
• It's Raining Poo
• Deuce Juice
• Turd Tea

I mean for shizz!  That's funny.  I would imagine and I would expect that this year will be filled with posts covering all that is related to Poo!  I hope you all look forward like I look forward!

Happy New Year!!!