Here are a few new ones that I've come across:
Shit-house rat - (this is a Maggie and Charlie contribution): "He is crazier than a shit-house rat!"
Tits on a boar (something useless): "His opinion is like tits on a boar!"
Beef Soup (something disgusting): His face is beef soup; I nearly gagged when I looked at him."
Booty Chokers (tight pants): "I had to go shopping because my jeans are now booty chokers."
Moobs (not original but a goody: man boobs): "Phil Mickelson needs to start working out; I can see his moobs through his shirt."
Hicklypups (hiccups): "I laughed so hard, I got the hicklypups!"
Tardcake (someone acting really stupid): "She thinks she's being funny but really she's a tardcake!"
3 comments:
What about the following:
1. Soup Sandwich - When someone looks like a slob. "Boy, you look like a soup sandwhich, go clean yourself up."
2. Moops - When you think your gonna fart but you actually sh!t on yourself. (Derived from "oops").
Y'all crack me up!!! I'm going to have to try to incorporate a few of these this weekend when we're on the boat. HeeHee!!
I think I just mooped myself!!!
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