I only have a few minutes because the ladies will be here in a few minutes and we will then be off for our "girl's weekend" in Dale Hollow (Diane, we will miss you! And you too, Kim!).
So I had two crazy dreams last night or rather I should say two crazy pieces to dreams.
The first:
I was plucking my eyebrows and there was this long, crazy, dangling black hair. So I plucked it and it wasn't a hair at all but rather a DADDY LONG-LEGGER!!!!! It was horrible and I wouldn't tell anyone because I thought they'd think I was disgusting. Which I am! And, I've told everyone now. Well, all five of you.Next:
I was at school and a kid who we'll call Jimbo "big shits" crapped his pants and it was leaking (I know, GROSS) all over the floor by his desk and we kept telling him to change but he refused. We had to get the principal to haul his scatty ass out of the classroom.
Okay - that's all! I'll type at you on Monday. Hopefully I'll have some delicious pictures of our "getaway".
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