Random Emails

You have to wonder about a random, nonsensical email received at 8:01 PM from a fellow colleague.  Here's what I'm talking about: "When the Ogt asks for a missing length or perimeter you can use the formula sheet to mark off measures. They draw them to scale within the problem. or at least I haven’t found any that don't."  This was in my inbox and it wasn't in answer to any question I had asked and there isn't another email in my inbox to explain why she suddenly felt the need to let me know this information.  I don't teach math. It's a puzzle.  I think the only explanation is:  Glug, glug, glug...someone may have been in their cups last night.  Weird.

In other news:  I'm not sure why the tri-state has issued a Winter Storm Watch starting at 4AM this morning.  It's going to get up to about 45 tomorrow.  What the heck.  I mean, I understand starting the watch at, say, midnight on Saturday but 4AM today?  When it's going to be clear and nice all day?  Is that just the meteorological way of saying, "We have no idea what's coming our way so we're going to look at the models, closely for the next 36 hours."  Shouldn't they be doing that anyway?  This is all a conspiracy with the grocery stores!  I know it is. Kroger and Mother Nature are in cahoots together! This way, everyone FREAKS out and runs to Kroger and buys all the milk, salt and toilet paper. Kroger has time to re-stock before the ACTUAL storm hits so that people like me who DON'T freak out can get their goods.  You know I'm right!

Jim thinks I've finally got it right.  I've finally joined him in crazyland...wild idealand...big idealand.  Scary that Jim and I are on the same page.  I may need to get some professional help...I may need to check into the psyche ward...Jim in tow. 

Poor Jimmy!

Okay well, now that I've figured EVERYTHING out...I guess it's time to go teach the kids!  Scary that I'm out there educating our "future".  (Yeah, I'm not educating anyone's future...I mean, lets be real!)

Later!