Not Sure

First - let me just tell you, my sister (and Eva) are trying to kill me. I get a text from Maggie yesterday that Eva was talking about how I left my slippers at their house (I didn't).  I texted back and said, "No...I took them with me...just washed them." Maggie responded by saying, "I know...that's what I told her...she said it made her cry...I think Eva is missing her Muwee."  I almost cried when I read that!  And then Maggie tells me that at dinner the other night, out of nowhere, Eva says, "I miss my Muwee."  What the hell!!!  I guess I'm just going to have to quit my job, leave my husband and move to Columbus.

In the princess picture, Eva told Maggie she's turning her into a rabbit.  I'd like to see that!

So, apparently Michelle Duggar (mother to 19) suffer/ed from bulimia.  How would you know? It's probably just morning sickness.

Dreamt that it was my male, next-door-neighbor-at-school's birthday and the Health teacher went up to him and kissed him on the lips...in front of the whole school.  Funny.

WARNING:  The next bit of post will discuss dog butts!!! You've been warned!
So, I asked Jim on Sunday to call the vet when Bubba was having tiger-striping issues.  I thought maybe it was the new pills and he had clogged anal glands.  So, Jim called me the other day on his way home to say, "I called the vet and need you to tell me something."  Me: "Okay." Jim: "What does Bubba's rectum look like?"  Me: "Well, it's round, brown and I guess pretty normal." Jim: "Is there anything coming out of it?"  Me: "Well JEEZ!!!  You think I'd be calmly looking at Bubba's rectum, talking to you if something were hanging out of it?!  Don't you think that might have been the first thing I said!?" Anyway - in case you're concerned, the ass dragging was a one-day thing and hasn't actually happened since Sunday/Monday.  The vet was worried that they may be so clogged that they could burst.  YOWZA...I'd hate if my ass burst. 

And on that lovely, early morning note, I best finish getting ready.  Today is the last chapter of Catching Fire.  I look forward to finishing and watching the movie.  Kids are excited too. 

K - happy Thursday...one more day!  Later!