Some Things That Make Me Sad!!!

1. I shared this with Lisa at school yesterday and thought I'd share with the rest of you. It makes me so sad sometimes when I finish all the chips on my plate during lunch. I always wish I had more. I always want to reach into that can of Pringles and get another stack. But alas, I know that though they are the "light" Pringles, it still isn't good for me (and the Olestra may just give me a case of the goo).

2. I'm completely bummed that the annoying bitch at work (I can't remember the nickname I gave her so lets just put it out there) Z, doesn't like me anymore and doesn't have my email so that she can keep me up to date (like she does the rest of the people in her contact list) regarding her "illness(es)". She apparently likes to write 5 page emails to everyone (and some people get two emails - one at work, one at home) boo-hooing about her pains that no doctor can figure out (can you say Munchhausen?) What a freak. Like anyone cares about her...she's mean and terrible to the multi-handicapped kids in her class...not to mention the ladies that work with her. Thank God I weeded her out long ago! Yeah, not really sad about that one.

3. I'm bummed that it's raining...and my backyard now looks like the aftermath from a tsunami.

4. I'm sad that I can't seem to stay awake beyond 8:30 anymore. I try and I try but I find myself dozing off. I'm so sad I'm such a loser!

5. I'm sad that it's getting warm enough now that I won't be wearing long sleeves and my arms (don't even get me started about my legs) are pale and all the hair on them are dark! I'm sad that I'm too cheap (and smart!) not to go to a tanning bed.

6. I'm sad that my dog (Bubba) has turned into a camel. I think he's storing up water (in the hump that is his butt). He basically emptied the bowl in our bedroom last night 2 times! He ended up whining at 2 AM to go out and pee for 10 minutes straight. He has never done that in his life before?! I'm actually worried that something is wrong. It's probably the low-dose steroids but I'm going to have Jim call the dr. anyway...just in case. Extreme thirst is a sign of diabetes...is that the same for dogs? Could he have it? He is pretty big. Ugh!

7. I'm sad that I have to go to work...that I haven't won the lottery yet...that I have another 20 years before I can retire!

K - I'm out...and by the way, happy International Day of Awesomeness!