You'd Think...

You'd think that after 10 days of no computer, and nearly 8 years of marriage, Jim would know to get out of my way this morning (in the morning) - and to quit talking to me!!! See, he's up this morning because, of course, after how many years of living here with only one job (making coffee for the morning), he forgot again last night. Why do I give him any responsibilities? How does he remember to even wipe his arse!? You'd think I would learn, huh. Lucky for him he got up in time (waking me with him) and had the pot completely brewed by 4:40!

So I had crazy dreams last night. I don't remember much except I was back with David - okay, so a nightmare - and I was NOT happy about it. I couldn't figure out why I was with him. And he was so dirty. He had been wearing a pair of jeans and took them off to change and his white boxers were caked in dirt. It was weird and disgusting and I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit (ooh, that was gross, sorry).

By the way - TGIFF!!! It's the last day of testing in our school. I will be reading the social studies test today. Lisa and I have juniors and seniors in our room who haven't passed in the past. I think today there are maybe 6 kids. Yippee!!! That will cover about an hour (till about 9 AM) and then I'll have until 10:30 to waste time. I guess that would be a good time to figure out what I'm teaching for the rest of the year. UGH!!!

Jim keeps talking to me! He's going to get kicked under the table. He must have really missed me while we slept last night. Of course!

Oh, by the way!!! We have a new kid at school today and I think, I think, his name is RUSTY!!! You have to say that with a lateral lisp! Goddamn it RUSTY!!! Get your ass in here!!! RUSTY!!! Oh yes, I am going to hell! (Sorry Diane about the GD word! It was pertinent in my dialogue with myself.)

Okay - I'm off. Gotta finish beautifying myself. Later!