Husband = D-Bag!!!I think my husband may have been absent on the day they taught his fellow 1st grade peers how to tell time! WHAT THE EFF!!!??? Why does he "lose track of time" so often!? Seriously, I think he may be slightly retarded. Is that one of the categories when getting an annulment because it should be!!! I think I'll serve Jim his dinner in a dog food bowl out in the dog house which is where he belongs!!! And don't any of you sappy, pathetic losers feel sorry for him either! He knows how to piss me off, he knows the consequences of pissing me off and YET he STILL manages to do it on a pretty regular basis!
Maybe I'm a little retarded (and all you sappy pathetic losers can keep your comments to yourself!)
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Did you get him that shock collar/alarm clock for his birthday? That'll teach him.
Damn - where can I buy one!!??
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