So there I am...getting dressed this morning (sorry for the scary early-morning pic you're now stuck with in your head). I've got my skivvies on, my brar, my shirt and I'm putting on my boot socks. Suddenly, SNAP!!! My under"wire" breaks. I, of course, didn't realize that at first. My first thought after, "What the hell?!" was, "Did I just fart?" Then I thought, "No, I felt that a bit north of a toot." Then I thought, "Oh God, this is what a heart attack feels like!" (All this in a split second.) Then I feel my right boob and realize, "Well SHIT! My boulders were too much for my holder!" Stupid cheap brars! I had to then go hunt down another bra and change. I could have left the broken one on but my right boob was sagging rather noticeably compared to the sag in my left boob (this would make a great movie...we could call it, "My Right Boob").
And that's about the most exciting thing going on right now. Though, Maggie did send me a cute pic of Eva's new advent calendar. How sweet is that!? It's hard to see but notice at the bottom, her name "Eva Rae"...she'll have that the rest of her life! I just love it! Maggie - for next year, you should fill each one with a Christmas book - maybe it isn't big enough but you could wrap them with numbers for each day. You can start collecting them now, save up 25...I saw a girl who did this...cost her all of about $5...stop by garage sales or such.
And that's about all I've got. Oh, my IEP with my autistic girl was good. No worries. The mother is very happy with how things are going with her daughter.
I've started putting together my semester exams. I'll start reviewing with the kids next week I think. Should be a joy...dread!
K - I best motor...need to stop at Kroger before school...need some Pringles for my lunch. K - later!
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