Even Though...

Even though I missed winter...I missed getting even one snowfall (defined as more than 1 inch) - this weather is pretty f&%kin awesome.  I don't even care that I'm going to scare most of the school with my white, white legs today.  I mean, it's March 14th and I'm in a skirt without tights or boots.  Not too shitty!  Now what does suck is having one tiny window in my classroom that is across the room from my desk and against an adjacent wall, making it hard to get a look outside.  I SO wish our window was a sliding class door or just a glass door...looking out onto our little courtyard - that would be amazing!

Even though I'm a maniac with brushing and flossing can you believe I have a cavity!?  So bummed.  Although the doctor did say that he's surprised I don't have more fillings in my mouth because I have really "deep" teeth.  Whatever!  In addition to getting my cavity filled on April 3rd, I will also be getting a crown on a tooth that we've been "watching".  It's a filled tooth that has several cracks in it.  The doc said to keep a feel out for twinges of pain and though I rarely chew on that side of my mouth (because I'm scared to), I do feel twinges.  Better to take care of it now rather than when something terrible happens - like a break.  The hygienist was saying that one of three things could happen in that case:  A) the tooth breaks causing major pain B) the tooth breaks, goes into the nerve and causes the need for a root canal or C) the tooth breaks - apart and there's no possibility for a crown because it's broken so bad there's nothing to save.  Uh, I'll take D) none of the above.

Even though I have great neighbors, sometimes their kids suck and are tempting fate and an ass kicking.  So picture it - I'm in the kitchen on the phone (Maggie) and Zeke barks to go outside.  I let him out.  He goes tearing across the yard to the corner of the fence and starts barking.  Now, understand - I DO NOT let my dogs just bark outside.  I'm very conscious of my neighbors.  So I open the door to yell at Zeke to stop and I see little heads just outside the fence...little people heads.  I thought at first they were squirrels but nope, kids.  At first I didn't know which kids these were but then I recognized my next door neighbors.  Anyway - Zeke continues barking because there are two kids just on the other side of the fence, and suddenly a log, that's right a LOG comes flying over my fence and almost hits Zeke.  Needless to say, I yelled at the little f*%kers and told them, "Oh, HELL NO!  YOU DID NOT JUST THROW A LOG ACROSS MY FENCE!"  At first the little shits tried to hide but I yelled, "I see you!  DO NOT THROW SHIT IN MY YARD!!!  You almost hit Zeke!"  Then the little girl said, "Sorry".  Yeah, you will be, I ever see something like, that again.  I can throw a bigger log and I won't miss hitting you!  I then stood in my doorway glaring at them until they must have gotten so uncomfortable that they left.  Needless to say, next time I see their parents, I'll be saying a little something.

Okay and does it for this edition of Three Dogs Mommy.  Join us next time when I'll talk about Jim's urologist!  Later!  Oh shit - it's 6:20!!!