Love

As in Jennifer Love Hewitt has gone through ANOTHER boyfriend.  What's with that girl?  She goes through men like I go through...wine.  Well, now, that didn't make me sound good.  She goes through men like I go through...underwear?  No, that makes it sound like I mess myself a lot...AND I DON'T!  No matter what Maggie tells you.  I don't know...she just goes through a lot of men!  She must be difficult!

Got my hairs cut yesterday.  Two inches.  You won't be able to tell because A) I always wear it up and B) it was so long anyway that two inches isn't going to be noticeable.  Feels good though.  I can get a brush through it. (I know that cartoon isn't appropriate but it made me laugh...her boobs are so perky!  They MUST be implants!)

Got an email from Maggie with a weird picture attached.  Don't know what the hell that was about.  I think she may be losing her mind as her pregnancy progresses.  Eva may be sucking her brain cells out through the umbilical cord...Maggie can't afford that!  (Uh oh...I better watch it cause unless I actually steal that baby, I may never get to see her!)

Today?  Respect for Chickens Day!  I absolutely respect the chicken!  I think it's DELICIOUS!  However, I had already planned on making pork for dinner so BONUS!  I don't have to change my plans!

Oh, and hey!  Don't become a sumo wrestler in Japan!  They pay their income taxes based on their weight!  Good thing they don't do that here in the good old US of A!  I'd be paying out the nose! 

Okay well I know it's going to shock you but that's all I've got!  I didn't realize I had that much so consider yourself lucky! (Consider yourself at home...consider yourself part of the fammmmilyyyy!  What's song?  Are you singing it now?)  K - I'm out...later!