Tuesday, April 26, 2011

I Think Jimmy Might Be Smoking Crack!

So here's another classic in: Stupid Shit My Husband Does:
Picture it - There I am last night:  In bed, reading my book, TV on in the background...relaxing.  It's around 8:00...8:15.  Jim's working late and the phone rings.  Jim.  He's on his way home.  He says he's about to hop on 275 from 71 which means he's about 10 minutes out.  Me:  "Great!  See ya then."  He says, "You want to do me a favor?"  Which to me means I would have to get out of bed.  Me (with a suspicious tone...he knows I'm in bed): "What?"  Jim: "You want to get out of bed, go downstairs, take the chili out of the fridge and heat it up for me?"  Me: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  That's funny.  Thanks for the laugh!  Heat it up your damn self!"  Jim (by the way, he was chuckling too): "Fine!  I just gave it a shot.  I'll put it on the stove top when I get home."  Me: "Is the microwave broken?  Why can't you just heat it in the micro?!"  Jim: "Oh yeah!" 

He's a dummy!

So, I totally forgot that I set up a short meeting with a parent this morning for 7:30.  No big deal, everything is done.  It's just the last step in special ed paperwork for seniors...should take about 5 minutes...I hope!  Another pain in my ass though (not the parent...the paperwork).

I've really got nothing else.  It's windy out which makes me nervous.  They're saying "severe" weather is a possibility for Wednesday night into Thursday as a cool front passes through.  FUDGE!!!  Why?  Please Lord, no more winds gusting at 80mph!  I just can't take it.  It isn't good for my nerves, skin, marriage, dogs, fingernails, toenails for that matter, hair color, stomach, plumbing!  UGH!  Calgon, take me away!

K - I'm done with the dramatics...I had better head up then out so I can get ready for today.  Later - cross fingers, toes and eyes for calm winds/weather!  Later!

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