Nothing Better

So, yesterday I didn't go to my co-teaching class...I had some unexpected copies to make for a kid who withdrew yesterday. That took about 15 minutes and afterwards I decided to sit at my computer and get some work done. That didn't happen, however, because Joyce (aka Dot) and her "Reading" class kept me from getting anything done. Why? Because watching a 60-something woman try and play the card game "Bullshit" with 5 special ed kids - only one of whom knew the actual rules - was quite the distraction. Oh, and before they decided on that game, one of the kids suggested they play "Quarters". When Joyce asked "How do you play that?" I answered, "Well first you're going to have to get some beer." WTF?!

Today - as usual - I've got nothing. Ochocinco is safe for another week on DWTS. I'm beginning to worry about his future, however because we're getting down to the really good dancers. I think Niecy and Pamela Anderson will go before him but you never know.

Zeke and I are in a fight. He barked at about 9:45 last night after I had fallen asleep and wanted out. I tried to ignore him but he kept barking. Jim's usually home by about 10 and I thought Zekey could wait but apparently not. So, I got my ass out of bed and let him out. I don't know why I fall for his barky bullshit! All he wants to go do is sniff around, eat a little dirt and then lay in the dark yard and look around. When I called him, what did he do? Ignore me! When I offered a bit of peanut butter, what did he do? Ignore me! When I yelled outside, "Daddy's home" (a lie), he didn't fall for it and he IGNORED ME!!! So I ended up having to slip on a pair of Jim's giant shoes and stomp outside, into a dark yard in my tank top and underwear to get that little shit! He did NOT get a biscuit or peanut butter or even a scratch on the butt! He's bad! Spring time does this to him! (That's him ignoring me, by the way but not a picture from last night - obviously!)

Okay, I better head back to my boudoir and finish my "toilette"! Later!