Throwdown!

My momma vs. Me!!!!

My mother is in for a WORLD of hurtin! She had the nerve, THE NERVE!!! To call me out on her blog! She called me "lame". A mother! Called her own daughter (her favorite daughter, mind you!) LAME!!! Looks like someone is going to get passed up for "Mother of the Year" Award!

I'm shocked! Shocked and hurt, to tell you the truth. And it's so undeserved too! I posted yesterday! I know I hadn't posted today but I was busy trying (like a good mother should) to tend to her itchy, on-the-verge-of miserable baby! Not to mention that Maggie was sabotaging my ability to post by continually calling me! What's a good daughter and mother to do, I ask you!? It's a pickle!

Believe me!!! I'll remember this lady! I have a LOOOOOONNNNNGGGG memory and the next time you "forget" to post or just have "nothing to talk about" I'll be there to call you out! It's on!!! You and me!!! We're in a fight!!!!