F#$K!!!!!

This is my new (really old) motto. The word I live by. Everything recently has been this: F#$KED!!!

Students that think they know everything and look like girls (male students) and are ugly as sin and so STUPID and question the thing I have a Masters degree in!!! The nerve. It's no wonder you are special ed. And how did you get into college being as stupid as you are? And do something about all those F&#ING blackheads on your ugly face. (Man, I'm angry!!!)

And car dealers who can't get it together enough to NOT waste my time. Is there one person who can stop wasting my time? Really! I mean can anyone tell me why people are so incompetent? Needless to say, I will not be getting a Jeep Patriot! Why? Too long a story. And I'm too busy right now, drinking my wine to type it all with one hand (you know, cause I'm holding my glass of wine. Ooh! Idea: I should get one of those hats where two beer cans fit on the side but have it shaped for wine glasses and then I can sip and type at the same time).

Anyway, I have to GO BECAUSE I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE F#$K VEHICLE I'M GOING TO DRIVE NOW!!! Stress!!!

Anyone have a million dollars I can HAVE??? Oprah? You there? I'm a worthy cause. You say you love teachers. I'm a teacher. I could sure use a vehicle to drive to my job so I can educate all those F&$KING STUDENTS THAT SO PISS ME OFF!!!

Man! I may need some Valium. I love Valium. K. Gotta go find a car.

Seriously, does anyone have a million dollars? Actually, like, five thousand would do it. No, better make that 100 thousand. That way I could get all my bills paid and get a car.

F*&K!!!