Friday, September 04, 2015

Didn't Need To Know That!

Saw this headline this morning that stopped me eating my breakfast: Iron Maiden Singer Got Tongue Cancer from a Sexually Transmitted Virus. Gross!

Look who got some new leopard WINTER pajamas and decided to put them on in this cool 90 degree heat!!!  With crocs and a floppy hat. I keep telling her and she doesn't want to believe me but she's a KOOK! And here's the proof. (BTW - is she not the sweetest and prettiest!? I mean look at that mouth and that smile! I know, I'm biased.)

Student Comment: Horshack (my kooky autistic kid) came in yesterday laughing and talking to himself...more than usual. So I said, "Jeez Horshack! What's up with you?" He answered, "Oh, I just had a really good night last night!" Me: "I guess so. What'd you do?" Horshack: "I took a SHOWER!"  Now, I take a shower every morning and I don't come out of it laughing like a hyena and talking gibberish to myself. I'm not quite sure I want to know what exactly happens in Horshack's shower.

Oh, and the other day, Horshack was having a bad day. And by bad, I mean he wasn't doing the things I had asked him to do so had to go over work he had turned in and it was driving him mad! He was huffing and puffing like a freight train and twisting his hands nearly off. At one point he said to me: "Mrs. Hanke I just have a small brain." And then later he said, "I'm just a clumsy lump!" Poor kid. I didn't argue with him, however.

YAY for a three-day weekend!!!  So happy. I woke up this morning and thought, Oh no...is it not Friday yet!? And then I realized IT IS FRIDAY!!! TGIFF!!!

Man my head just started pounding. I just ate and took my naproxen so hopefully that will go away. Yowza!

K - gotta finish getting ready. Oh and FYI - Jim brought another huge bag full of candy home last night. We've not got Whoppers out the ass, Cookies and Cream Easter candy, marshmallow eggs...I'll be bringing a shitload of this to school today. Get the kids all sugared up.

Happy Friday. Later!

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