So its been a while since I've mentioned the annoyance that is BFC. She's the bitchy cow that now lives next door at work. Have I mentioned that she likes to write emails that go on and on and on and on and she sends them to gobs and gobs of people that have nothing to do with anything written in them? She creates problems because I guess she thinks it keeps her significant but in reality it only makes her a target for the loony bin.
Well, recently one of the aides has been sick and it was discovered Wednesday that she would be out at least another 2 weeks. AND!!! Subs for aides are hard to come by (doesn't pay as much as regular subs and the same subs aren't on the aide list...stupid). This means that for the aide that's out, she only has coverage on certain days. No problem, however, because the marvelous other aides have all stepped up to cover where needed. Bing, bang, boom, solved. But of course BFC needs to send an email out to the WHOLE department and the VP about how exhausted she is trying to cover and she doesn't know if she's coming or going and BOO HOO (all bullshit by the way). Oh and her emails are miles long with shit highlighted everywhere. Ridiculous.
So yesterday - I sent this to some of my ladies:
Dear colleagues, friends, ladies, lights of my life,
I know there’s nothing you can do to help me but I’d like to
take this time to vent about a couple things that have been weighing on my mind
and which have exhausted me and left me reeling as to how to fix it and my life
for that matter…things that I’ve decided to share with you so that you can be
all up in my business and things that you
don’t care about…things that you should care about because it’s all about
me.
- I’m not getting
enough sleep because my shoulder hurts and I believe if one of you were at my
house in the evenings to help me to roll
over and cushion my shoulder, I would feel much better.
- I’m fat and certain
PEOPLE (I don’t want to name names and call people out because that wouldn’t be
right but it starts with a K and ends with an M) have been bringing certain
foods that aren’t on my diet. Please refrain from doing this ANYMORE because it
is disruptive to everything I do in life!!!
- Certain adults who
come into my classes don’t know how to whisper and it interrupts my class when
I’m trying to show educational things such as Little House on the Prairie! I’ve found a
class that you can take that will TEACH you how to whisper but unfortunately we
don’t have subs to cover for you so you’re SOL!
I’m sure that later in the day I
will have something else to moan and groan about so please check your email
every minute of the day.
Thanks and as always – be ever
vigilant about ME!
Hee hee. Diane forwarded that to FW as well and she called me and said how offended she was that I hadn't included her in the "friends, lights of my life" etc. Apparently not only did she get the same email we had all gotten on Thursday from BFC but she also got 5 others. UGH. OH! and then BFC went on Facebook yesterday and posted on her page the huge need for aides we have at our school. She then went on to say how we were probably hiring 1-2 more aides next year and 1-3 English teachers. She has a lot of gall.
Okay so YAY it's Friday. Can't wait for the weekend. We're carving pumpkins on Saturday and I can't wait to see JBird!
K - I'm out...need gas...later!
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