Q. What do you get when a Leper takes a bath?
A. Soup.
Oh, I love me some leper jokes!!!
So, in other news, Jim is currently getting ready for his first day of work at GLP (gaslight properties). Exciting. I keep forgetting that he'll actually be home for dinner and so I think, "Well, I guess I can have either a salad or leftovers for dinner" and then SHAZAM!!! I remember that he now has normal hours! Good or bad? We'll see. The past 7 months may have saved us in divorce lawyers so we could be screwed. Ruh roh!
I think I just heard someone ask what I had planned for the day. Well, nothing. I think I'm going to try and finish my book, continue my knitting and figure out what to have for dinner tonight. I'll probably just to a simple chicken dish on the grill or baked...we'll see. I think it's supposed to be nice too so I'll most likely lay out in the sun and cook myself some more.
Yesterday I brushed the crap out of the dogs and I think I shed off enough fur for a whole other dog. It was crazy. Zeke was pissed. He hates it. He kept barking at me and whipping his head around and trying to run out into the yard. He's nuts. Bubba just kept wiggling his ass and trying to get away. I try to explain to them that it will make them feel so much better without all that lumpy fur but only Sami listens to me. She just lays there and moans...mmm...mmm...rrrr. Maybe she's just biding her time until she gets a good clean shot at my jugular...hmm.
God, can you imagine trying to brush this?!K - I'm off to walk my baby. Later all!
2 comments:
What did the leper say to the whore? Keep the tip.
Oh my gosh is that funny. Courtesy of Chuck.
Keep the tip of my d*%K you mean!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh God, I cracks me up!
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