I don't know why/how I came upon this but I was looking up funny words and came across the 100 funniest words in the English language. I was flabbergasted (not on the list) that these were actual words...and they are!!! I looked them up! Here are just a few:
Bowyang
A strap that holds the pants legs in place.
...sounds more like a word to describe the music played in a porno.
Collywobbles
Butterflies in the stomach
Fartlek
An athletic training regime.
...this one cracks me up! Here's my sentence: My fartlek consists of walking 2 miles a day with my dog.
Formication
The sense of ants crawling on your skin
...not to be mistaken with "fornication"!!!
Gardyloo!
A warning shouted before throwing water from above
Hobbledehoy
An awkward or ill-mannered young boy
...Jim's a hobbledehoy...but he's not so young. Hmm...I wonder if there's a different word for an awkward or ill-mannered OLD boy?
Pettifogger
A person who tries to befuddle others with his speech.
...I feel pettifogged right now with all these crazy words!
Slangwhanger
A loud abusive speaker or obnoxious writer
Turdiform
Having the form of a lark
...hmm...seems like the real definition should have something to do with the form of doodie!
Vomitory
An exit or outlet
...Sentence: I feel trapped!!! This room has no vomitory!!! HELP!!!
Wabbit
Exhausted, tired, worn out.
...this is my favorite because it reminds me of Elmer Fudd and that Geico commercial! "Rabbit! Wabbit! Rabbit! Wabbit! Ooooh, this guy is dwiving me cwazy!"
K - that's all I've got...this can count as my JOTD too (Maggie!). I need to go crack the whip on Jim's ass right now cause he's pulling a...Jim, and being all lazy and shit! Later!
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Took me time to read the whole article, the article is great but the comments bring more brainstorm ideas, thanks.
- Johnson
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