Saturday, October 25, 2008

Bed Hogs!

My neck is stiff as shit! Why, you ask? Well, because in my king-sized bed, I get 4 inches in which to sleep. With Bubba at the end of the bed (and have you met Bubba? He ain't slim) and Sami smashed into my back or stomach, I can barely get enough room to roll over. Needless to say, I move as little as possible and the result is that I now have a stiff neck. So I'm all loaded up with Ibuprofen and hopefully, within the next few minutes - and with a nice hot shower - I will feel some relief.

Okay, now, who wants to hear a small rant about Jimmy? I know that hands just went up all over the U.S., and I'm here to please! So, I'm sitting here, minding my own business and Jim decides to take the garbage out. I know, I nearly fell out of my chair too. And without a reminder from his darling wife! Shocking! Anyway, there must have been something relatively foul in there because it didn't' smell delicious. So, he got the can of Lysol out to spray in the can. I think he must have sprayed the damn thing for about 30 seconds flat! Lysol, for those who don't know is fairly potent. You could probably do a quick "spray, spray" and be done with it. Jim, however, is a douche and asphyxiated me. So now the garbage can is sitting outside, airing out and I'm coughing and sneezing and tasting Lysol! Thanks for trying though!

K - weekend plans: Well, right now, Jim is beginning the cleaning routine. I'm not sure if he has plans to work today or not. I am going walking with Jane and Nessa at 10. After that, I will probably do a small shop at Kroger. I think I'm going to get the makings for Brunswick Stew for tomorrow. Not sure. I better get some adult diapers too because I just might poop my pants tonight at the USS Nightmare! Do you know I've never been to a haunted house - or boat - before? I was never allowed as a kid.

Tomorrow I have no plans. I'll probably just sit and hang at home.

K - that's all I've got. Better go shower and get some laundry in. Later!

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