Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Critters & Teeth

So there I am - eating breakfast a couple of minutes ago...minding my own business.  And then, out of the corner of my eye, I see movement at the sliding glass door (which is closed).  I think, "Oh shit - I left Sami out again!" And then I realized that, no, she's on my left eating.  And then I think, "Too small for Bubba," and then aloud I say, "OH SHIT!  IT'S A POSSUM!!!" A baby opossum.  I immediately went to the slider door and started knocking and yelling, "BEAT IT POSSUM!"  And off it waddled, without a care in the world it seemed to me...it didn't even RUN!  What the heck!  Possum's are yucky and ugly and I don't want them on my DECK!  Especially after Jim left it open all night the other night. Shit - that could be a baby possum looking for it's momma possum that got trapped somewhere in this house.  UGH!

And look who lost his first tooth!!!  Loves me some J.J...can't wait to see him on Saturday!  I sure hope the tooth fairy was good to him. 

And that's about all I've got.  I still can't believe there was a possum out there on the deck...right up at the door!  Jim's out there now trying to riddle it all out.  He's a dumb ass...he does realize that the possum was in its natural habitat, right?

K - best mosey...later!

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