Truffles and Baby Showers and Cigars On Mars

So first of all...this is Truffles - a dachshund mix. I love her! I've discovered that I'm obsessed with dachshunds. I think I may need one and if not me, then...hmm...who is up for getting a pup? Oh, I know - Mom!!! How 'bout it? I mean seriously!!! Wouldn't you want to cuddle with this sweet little long body!?

I just want to snuggle with her sweet little face and love on her and kiss her between the eyes!!

So today is the baby shower for the woman I used to co-teach with. It will be interesting because there will be several teachers there that I just don't like and of course FW will be there - she can suck it! - and that stupid Z has been invited. I hate her. But from what I understand, she went to Haiti (she has to go all the way to Haiti to "get some" cause no one here in the tri-state area wants to touch that!!!) so maybe I'll get lucky and not have to see her. Fingers crossed!

So Maggie and I were discussing the following - what is it a diddy, song, chant? - how about "rap"...anyway here it is:

There's a place called mars
Where the ladies smoke cigars
But the men don't care
'Cause they chew their underwear.

Now here's what we were wondering: First, are the men chewing their own underwear or the ladies? Maggie says either way, they're stupid. Second, where do you get cigars in Mars? And Maggie was wondering if smoking them on Mars is even possible. Does the atmosphere allow for fire? Hmm...I was also wondering if the ladies were able to smoke Cuban cigars on Mars and Maggie figured that you would because it isn't a U.S. territory. Finally, the question came up about where you would purchase cigars on Mars. Is there a cigar shop? And, by the way, how did the men and ladies get to Mars? So many questions about such a weird little tune/rap/diddy. And these are they types of stimulating discussions that Maggie and I have every morning.

Well, Happy Blame Someone Else Day! Kristyn did it! Hee hee...even in Australia she manages to get in trouble here in Cincy! K - I'm out...a little work, a little sun tanning and then must get ready for shower (at 4PM). Jim and I are going out to dinner tonight - my fav: Walt's Hitching Post! Can't wait!!!