Penis Euphemisms!!!

I had a hard day today (no reason really - I just sat in a sped meeting for 3 1/2 hours today and it made me grumpy...didn't even realize it until I came home and yelled at my husband - over the phone...and I won't see him again, really, until next Saturday...ugh!!!)...so, I figured it was a good time for some asinine, penis euphemism humor (and then I'm heading upstairs for a bit of a soak and good reading).

So, here are some things that make me laugh (new and different ways to refer to the male member - sorry mom but it's funny!!!):

Acorn Andy
Ba-donk-a-donk (an oldie but a goodie)
Bald headed giggle stick (it makes me giggle)
Baloney Pony
Biggus Dickus (that's funny)
Bilbo Baggins
Bits and pieces
Crack Smacker (it's so wrong but it made me laugh out loud!!!)
Dangling Participle (as an English major...how could I resist)
Dilly-ho-ho (Who doesn't love a good ho ho?)
The Giving Tree (good book too)
Hot Popsicle
Pebbles and Bam Bam
Pleasure Pickle
Wanker (a good, solid European reference!!!)
Widgety Wang

I think you should all try to use at least 2 of these in a sentence today. Me, I'll wait until I get home to do so (school is not the right venue...later)