Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Warning: Inappropriate

I was hoping that there would be an exciting or funny holiday today because, let me tell you, I have nothing going on!!! Unfortunately, today is Human Rights Day, which is all fine and good! Happy Human Rights Day! But, it doesn't make for a funny post. Now, yesterday! Yesterday, I totally missed "Weary Willie Day". I don't know what that is in reference to but I can guess. I don't know who's willie was weary but it must have been a pretty big willie to get it's own day of observation! I wonder if there's a woman out there who is popular enough to have a "Beaten Down Box Day" or "Vacation for Vajayjay Day". How about "Bushed Bush Day." I also like "Pooped Poon Day" and "Bone-tired Beaver Day"; "Harassed Honey Pot Day"? Well, maybe Willie isn't a "thing" but a person. I guess that would make sense. Although I think we ladies now need to petition to get our own "day" of rest!

Okay, I'm done being inappropriate. I do apologize for those of you who now have stinging eyes! That was certainly not my intent (chuckle chuckle).

K - must finished getting ready. Later

2 comments:

Diane said...

I do hope that there will be a crumb of cookie for me when I get back. Damn knee!

Kim said...

sorry, no crumbs left, they were way too good