Rosie O In My Dreams

So I had a dream last night that I was having a huge party and Rosie O'Donnell and her 4 kids were coming. It was so weird.

I was preparing for the party - which I was having at my parents house - and getting bedrooms ready because I knew that Rosie would be staying the night. I had changed all the sheets and suddenly I go in one room, just to check that every thing's in order and there's Rosie, taking all my clean sheets off. I asked her what she was doing and she says, "When you have people over, you should put clean sheets on." I told her that they were clean. That I had just put them on. I guess she was confused because they were all from different sets. See, I had about 4 different sets of sheets that I had just mixed up so I had maroon pillowcases with yellow top sheets and blue fitted sheets. It was weird.

Then, I asked her if it would be okay to have the kids grouped together and she says, that no, they all needed their own room - otherwise they'd talk to each other and never go to sleep. Well, Raeburn has 5 bedrooms and if I gave all the kids their own room and Rosie and her wife a room, then Maggie, Trip and I would be out a room (Dad and Becky were out of town). So I grouped the kids together anyway and ended up putting two of her kids on a table in the hallway. She was pissed.

Then I woke up because I started worrying about taking Bubba to Raeburn today. I'm afraid he'll overheat and get sick. Jim says I'm being a moron - which I am. I can always put him in A/C and he'll sack out.

So, Jim's going to get a haircut here in a bit. I'm going to get lunch ready to take for everyone and walk the dogs, shower and we should be outta here around 11.

Later.