STINK!!!

Just an update: I did not win the lottery last night! I'm not sure what's going on! I specifically told God that if he let me win the lottery I would start going to church and give to charity and become a more charitable person. He obviously wasn't listening to me. If you can't bargain with God, I mean hell, who's left? Damn!!! I mean DERN!!!

I'll have to put my new bathtub on hold. And my pool (I wrote poos first - better not put that on hold). And paying off my bills. See, I don't understand. I don't know why God doesn't give me this one thing. I mean I don't plan on spending frivolously. I'm not going to go and buy big gold nugget rings for Jim (although I should and then make him wear them) or Bentley convertibles and great big mansions where Jim and I get lost. No, I just want to pay bills and replace some broken or crappy crap! Come on God!!! Throw me a bone!!!

Okay, maybe I cuss a little. I try not to do it in front of people that would be offended. And maybe I'm a tad catty. So I like gossip and I live vicariously through others mess-ups. And maybe I'm a little bitchy to people that annoy me - it isn't my fault they're annoying. They should stop being annoying. And maybe I've broken a few commandments (there are 10 right?) but I haven't broken the big ones like murder or coveting my neighbors wife (I don't like the ladies) or committing adultery. And I keep the Sabbath day holy - I certainly don't work on that day although I have in the past but that's because I had to because I'm poor. If I had won the lottery I wouldn't have had to. See, we're back where we started.

Okay, I'm going to buy another set for Tuesday and do like Joyce at school did (she won a $50 Visa yesterday during the raffling of prizes): Picture myself winning, say my numbers over again and again and then CACHING - I'm a millionaire.