I have just returned from dinner. Not a dinner of Margarita's, though I would not turn that away but of delicious Mexican food from my favorite Mexican restaurant - Cazadores.Sitting there, sipping (chugging) my superb strawberry frozen Margarita, I started to think about why, on a Friday I enjoy such a delicous treat and why, in fact it is neccessary for me and my sanity.
So, here are my top 10 reasons why Margaritas are so essential in life.
10. I work with a bunch of stupid morons (3 of them really) and by Friday, drinking is a must.
9. Three of my collegues are such horrible teachers that alcohol is needed to help me forget their actions.
8. Margaritas are delicious frozen sips of heavan and kick off a weekend of leisure quite well.
7. After a week of stupid questions from 3 stupid people, I need a Margarita (or any alcoholic drink) to help me forget.
6. The brain freeze that a margarita will give you when you suck it through a straw too fast provides the slight brain damage needed to make you stupid enough to return to a place of work where you're surrounded by stupid morons.
5. Margaritas taste freaking awesome!
4. Margaritas remind you that there is something to look forward to at the end of a week dealing with a stupid blond and two ridulously stupid brunettes (not you Diane).
3. A strawberry Margarita will always listen to you bitch about the morons you work with
2. If you didn't drink the delicious strawberry Margarita, it wouldn't be fulfilling it's "alcoholic beverage" destiny.
And the number one reason that Margaritas are neccessary on a Friday (drumroll)
1. Margaritas are the only things that help me forget the torture that the 3 knumskulls at work have put me through all week - allowing me to return to work on Monday
Gotta go, I hear the blender calling.
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