Friday, February 26, 2016

Damn That Kelly Clarkson!!!

I just watched Kelly Clarkson's performance on American Idol last night...holy shit...get some tissues! I was crying regardless (guess I should redo my makeup) but then SHE started bawling and it was all over. I'm pretty sure all the judges and audience were crying too. I loves me some Kelly Clarkson!!!

Here's a funny (got this from Becky last night - a perfect reason why I should clarify who I'm talking about when I refer to "my kids" at school):

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello.
He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you’re the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I’m your son’s teacher."

Hee hee. And by the way: Wet celery? Interesting.

So I'll be headed to Perkins here in a bit...so excited for Perkins pancakes!!! They are the only pancakes I ever eat at a restaurant. From there the group of us (sped department) will head to central office for a day-long meeting to prepare for next year. I expect no issues (we're a pretty cohesive department) but there may be a bit of a tug-of-war in regard to my co-teaching assignment next year. I have a feeling I'm going to be made to co-teach English 11 and I'm not going to be happy about it. We'll see what happens. 

And that's about all I've got. I'm going to blow dry my hair since it's COLD out there and I've got the time. Happy Friday...so happy I made it. Later!!!

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