Happy...

...well, of course Valentine's Day although I don't really celebrate that though I did get Jim a cute card.  In addition - Happy Library Lover's Day!  So funny that I actually have to go to the library after school too!  Oh, and of course if it's Valentine's Day then it must also be Condom Day!  Happy Rubber Day to all those practicing safe-sex out there! 

Monday.  Ugh!  I thought it was a mistake this morning when my alarm went off.  In addition - when I looked at my clock, my eyes weren't focusing and instead of seeing large red numbers that said 5:00 - I thought it said 5:50!  I shook my head and blinked about a hundred times before I realized I was cross-eyed for a minute.  That was a sucky rude awakening for a Monday!  PFFT!!!!

School will hopefully be good today.  I start showing Hamlet to my high LA kids today (not "high" as in drugs but "high" as in not as stupid as my "low" LA kids...my God I'm a mean special ed teacher!  I definitely need to get  a new career).  I gave the test for Hamlet on Friday and was pleasantly surprised that A) no one failed it!  B) Only one kid got a D (stupid ass didn't even answer a quarter of the questions and they were all either fill in the blank (with a word bank), multiple choice, true false or a chart that you filled out of the characters if they were dead/alive at the end, who killed them and how they were killed...again, stupid ass) and C) the rest of the kids got A's and B's.  I must be one hell of a teacher!  Hee hee. 

In other school news:  Did I mention that last Friday one of my kids told me to shut up?  When I asked that her- not completely sure if I had heard right, "What did you say?"  She answered, "You heard me."  Me: "Hmm...well that's one way to get sent to the office."  What I really wanted to answer was, "Gee, it's no wonder you have no friends and that no one showed up to your "slumber party" last weekend.  You're a flaming bitch."  I hate f*%king bitches - that's for sure.  And she'll be all sweet a lovey when she wants something today and I'll be the same in return...as I put zeroes in for work she never completed and chuckle to myself as her grade goes down.  No, now that's mean.  I should be sympathetic to her plight...she can't help that she's a stupid bitch!  Where IS my compassion?  I think it may have been voted out of office when Kasich became governor.  Ugh!  That won't get me a pay raise based on the merit pay system, that's for sure.

Okay - well, I need to head up and finish my toilette.  Later all and Happy V Day!