Monday, October 22, 2007

Yet More Confirmation Of Loserness

I'm a loser. But I can't help it.

So yesterday, I went to Meijer and got a couple of puzzles. Yes, jigsaw puzzles. You see, every year around this time I like to sit in my dining room with the windows open, letting the cool fall breeze chill me and work on a jigsaw puzzle. It relaxes me. And after yesterday's Bengals game, I find it may just stop me from having a coronary. Seriously. Mid-game (well mid-1st half) I had to get up, away from the T.V. so that I wouldn't put a dent in the coffee table when I slammed my beer down on it or scare the dogs any more than they already were. You see, the Bengals and the officials were trying to send me off my nut! And, it nearly worked. EXCEPT that I was able to distance myself - literally - by working a few pieces of my new puzzle.
Anyway, I'm all excited because my new puzzle is the "World's Longest Puzzle" - just over 3 feet long. And again, yes, I know I'm a loser. I don't care. (That's it on the left by the way. I may just use the glue that came in the box to seal it all permanently and frame it and give it to one of you lucky readers!!! I hear it calling someone's name.)

So, today I have to work. That's right. I haven't won the lottery yet. Snappity snap snap snap. I need to start playing too.

K - must hit the scatter and then hit the road.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I was just going to say you are not a loser unless you glue the puzzle together and think it is a work of art. Be very careful you are walking a thin line.