A Joke

OK - here's a joke to start your day via Maggie via Charlie. (Hopefully I won't screw it up.)

Bill and Tom went out one night after work and got really drunk. So drunk, in fact that Tom threw up all over himself.
"Crap," said Tom, "my wife is going to kill me."
Bill replied, "No, just stick a $20 bill in your shirt pocket and tell her some other dude did it and gave you money for the dry cleaning."
"Hey, good idea!" said Tom.
So Tom goes home and his wife greets him at the door and gasps, saying "Tom, what the hell happened."
Tom answers, "Some guy threw up all over me. He put $20 in my shirt pocket to clean it out."
Reaching in the shirt pocket his wife says, "But there's $40 here."
"Oh, yeah, he s*$t my pants too."

HA!!!