My allergies have filled my head with snot and I can't stop sneezing. Actually, I take that back. The only time I stop sneezing is at work, which I am grateful for but am afraid I will have to spend the next several weeks sleeping there because I'M IN HELL!
I would like to take this time to thank the baby Jesus for inventing Puffs Plus. Without the lubricating softness that has become my security blanket, I would no longer have a nose. If you haven't tried them, I urge you to do so during times of excessive tissue use. They are strong. So strong that when you blow your nose, so hard as to resemble a trumpet sounding, the tissue holds so that your fingers do not suffer a slimy mess. So, let us all bow our heads and have a moment of silence for that huge miracle called PUFFS PLUS!!! Thank you Jesus!
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I hope you are feeling better. See you tomorrow!
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